Started as a Wheel of Time Blog, currently a general fandom blog.
30s, queer, finnish. Wheel of time book reader from late 90s but this is a show safe blog if you block #wot book spoilers. This is a show positive blog since it brought me back to my first fandom! On AO3 as Valdinia.
we award all the cool rights somewhere around the age of 20 and not much else after that. you should be able to unlock even cooler rights the older you get. i guess you can run for president starting at 35 but i’m talking about rights that are exciting and consequential here
Started as a Wheel of Time Blog, currently a general fandom blog.![[The comic is a plaintext list of the priveleges earned at each age] Age Milestones and associated privileges 16 Drive 17 Attend R-rated movies alone 18 Vote 21 Buy alcohol 25 Rent a car 32 Run for senate 35 Run for president 40 Rent a flying car 45 Learn about the God-Empress 50 Join AARP 50 Get a shingles vaccine 52 Click to skip captchas 55 Vote for God-Empress 62 $80 National parks lifetime pass 65 Eligible for Medicare 67 Collect Social Security 68 See "Skip Ads" button on live TV 70 Run for God-Empress 75 Ride any animal in a national park 80 Eligible for MegaCare 85 Click to toggle whether any ad is positive or negative about the product 90 Click to make any movie R-rated 100 Get a letter from the president 102 (35+67) Collect a presidential pension 105 Get a birthday card from the God-Empress 111 Leave your own birthday party early by putting on a magic ring 118 Vote 100 times 120 Collect the pensions of all elected officials 125 Drink alcohol in an R-rated movie while getting a shingles vaccine from the president 128 Age rolls over, become a baby again](https://64.media.tumblr.com/8de5adb8d6310ce3f5a7b55e29af99c8/a4b4e273152001a2-d5/s640x960/3f639111838f202042b5fa160c0083821f42a188.png)
